Ethan, Ryan, Mimi, and I were watching Shrek. Sadly, the disk from Netflix froze. While Mimi was trying to get the movie to play again, the following conversation took place:
Ryan: Why did Shrek put on that helmet? He shouldn't have put that on and then she (the princess) wouldn't have yelled at him to take it off.
Ba: Shrek didn't want the princess to know he was an ogre. He didn't want her to be afraid of him.
Ryan: Why are people afraid of ogres?
Ba: In most fairy tales ogres are monsters who eat people -
Ethan (cutting in): Yeah! And drink their body fluids!
Ryan: What are body fluids?
Ethan: Honestly, I have no idea.
My guys crack me up.